So I'm talking to someone yesterday. Here is part of that conversation:
THEM: "Do you like your brother?"
ME: "No, but I love him."
And then for some reason I decided to text my brother.
Here is that text and the ones that followed:
ME: "Someone just asked me if I like you and I told them that I love you."
NO RESPONSE FOR ABOUT TWO HOURS.
Finally a text comes in.
So I text him back.
ME: "Someone asked if I liked you and I told them 'No, I love him.' I've probably never told you that before. You're a good dude and I love you."
So this morning on my way to work I call him up on the phone. Here is THAT conversation:
ME: "HA! You must have thought I was stoned or something yesterday."
BROTHER: "I had no idea what you were talking about."
ME: "Just what I texted...hey, gotta go, toolbooth up ahead."
BROTHER: "I love you, Bro."