So this guy just walks into my shop. (Freaky eyeballs)
He says Hi.
I say Hi.
He then proceeds to reach into the inside pocket of his coat.
He pulls out a book.
Here is the conversation that follows:
FREAKY EYEBALLS: "I just want to show you that I had this book before I walked in...didn't want you to think I stole it from you."
ME: "Who did you steal it from?"